Medication is often stigmatized and that really bothers me. I’ve taken meds on and off for years to supplement my focus and combat my anxiety. I’ve adapted because of prescriptions. None of us are weak for this, we’re simply helping our brains get the chemicals they need to function better.
i looked up the song thats playing in the background only to discover that the guy in the smiley face hoody literally wrote and recorded it this is his song
what she says: “Oh I don’t mind; we can eat anywhere. I’m not picky.”
what she means: “For my entire life, I’ve been called bossy/picky/selfish/arrogant/bitchy for voicing my own opinions and making my views known, so now when someone I care about asks me about what I want, my immediate gut reaction is to defer to the other person’s preference. it’s less of a hassle to capitulate to someone else’s desires than to risk having someone verbally berate me for being truthful about what I want.”
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
God makes cheetas, god kills cheetas, god makes man, man makes dogs in order to live, man gives dog to cheeta in order for them to live, god is dog backwards
don’t you love when you’re gay and you, go for a walk and see a rainbow. it’s like… that’s for me, damn! anyway the straights can’t see this particular shade of orange so here’s the tea fellow gays: Dark Pride is gonna take place halloween night under the old mausoleum. it starts at 6pm and runs all night. please come in costume. the code phrase to get the coffin to open up and let you access the stairs is “heterosexualis renouncis”
If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.
Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city
ATM’S DO NOT HAVE THIS FEATURE. I CANNOT BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE ACCIDENTALLY PUT IN A PIN NUMBER BACKWARDS AT AN ATM FOR WHATEVER REASON, AND IT JUST GIVES AN ERROR MESSAGE SAYING INCORRECT PIN.
I ALSO CANNOT BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE HAD TO EXPLAIN TO CUSTOMERS OF THE BANK I USED TO WORK CUSTOMER SERVICE FOR THAT NO, AUTOMATIC TELLER MACHINES DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS.
WHAT SHOULD YOU DO IF SOMEONE GRABS YOU AT AN ATM AND THREATENS YOU FOR ALL YOUR ACCOUNTS MONEY? YOU GIVE THEM YOUR GODDAMN MONEY, CALL THE POLICE, AND THEN CALL THE BANK. THE CAMERA ON THE FUCKING ATM SHOULD HAVE CAUGHT THEIR FACE, AND THERES USUALLY ANOTHER CAMERA NEARBY JUST IN CASE THEY SHIELD THEMSELVES FROM THE ATM CAMERA. CALL THE POLICE FIRST, AND THEN CALL YOUR FUCKING BANK. TELL THE PERSON WHO WORKS FOR THE BANK WHAT HAPPENED, AND THEY WILL TAKE THE POLICE REPORT NUMBER, AND RETURN THE MONEY TO YOUR GODDAMN ACCOUNT.
THAT IS THE FUCKING POLICY IN THE EVENT OF THIS KIND OF CRIME BEING COMMITTED AGAINST ANY BANKING CUSTOMER.
ATM MACHINES DO NOT HAVE THIS FUCKING FEATURE, STOP SPREADING GODDAMN LIES THAT CAN GET PEOPLE FUCKING HURT SHOULD THEY BE IN THAT PREDICAMENT.
Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like
HOLY FLIBBERTIGIBBETS THIS IS A FCUKING MASTERPIECE I AM ON THE GROUND SCREAMING SHE IS SO FLIPPIN MAGNIFICENT I love her and i love you
tell them they need to add teeth ASAP
hey here you go
more? ok
YES YES YES
I don’t know why or how you’ve done this, but you’ve run amuck with power, none of us will know the peace of safety until you are imprisoned for your crimes
ADD MORE TEETH AND MAKE THEM POINTY ASF PLS AND THANKS!
i dont know what im doing anymore someone add fingers pls
SOMEONE ADD FINGERS ASAP
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Original post- fanart of Gaud’s pink coin bank icon, as an angler fish. She has a very big gaping void of a mouth, a dangly glowy light thing in front of her face, some littler lights dangling from her belly, a partially transparent tail with some more lights, the hollow staring eyes of the original icon, and speckled pink skin. The background is murky water. The second and third images are close-ups, showing that the little dot nostrils are there as well.
Then there are Teeth: clean human teeth, one row. The teeth are only added to the first and third images.
Then a reply by @paigedoesntsoundcool saying “BUT MOREEEE”
Then there is Another Row Of Teeth.
And Then there is Another row of teeth, this time very pointy and farther inside the mouth.
I do not regret spending hours on drawing this. It has become somthing wonderful. (I drew the original for this purpose and the results are amazing)
your art is honestly amazing and wonderful and I know I’ve been fixating on the mouth and all additions there but I wish I had the equipment or talent to add some feet for your fish because I really want to know what that looks like
What the actual fuck. I’ve seen this grow and I’m so confused and appalled but also intrigued and it makes me so upset what the fuck is this
its a 4 feeted baby what the fuck are you on about i even wrote it down
also no problem @rotten-to-the-applecore i got this. idk if its enough eyes but here are some eyes
HOLY MOTHER OF GAUD
It was magnificent now it’s magnificent and motherfucking weird how the hell did you guys did it?
an agnostic sistine chapel. truly, bow before this fucker. All Hail.
[id: first, a screenshot of [this addition] by Gaud (that’s a link) says “this is truly magnificent. a creature of utter grace and dexterity. a gapping double maw. truly, the greatest human achievements are collaborative
someone draw the little mouth stretching outward Alien style”
And the tongue now opens up for another, smaller set of teeth: the tongue has become the little mouth stretching outward.
And now it has short stubby feet, of the same mottled pink as the body, growing out of it right by its jaw. And then two more, chubby baby legs that face the opposite way, right before the tail starts.
Then @rotten-to-the-applecore says “Can someone add more eyes? Everything is better with more eyes”
And then there are More Eyes. The hollow, staring eyes. All over the face and a bit of the back. I count twelve visible.
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twelve eyes visible and the thirteenth one appears once in a while
you’re all welcome
@let-fred-live is responsible for all of the adaptations. all hail.
IT NEEDS ARMS.
so this is my first time drawing arms or hands and limbs in general but here the babys holding his thirteenth eyeball with its new limbs! Baby finally learnt how to gouge its eye out with ease!!
Heres a picture with a thumbs up!
CAN WE ALL JUST ADMIRE MY BABIES ADAPTATIONS FOR A SEC
@paigeissaballa if the colours are inverted it looks like this
just saying
u n h o l y h e l l
I’m both creeped out and madly in love with this evolving baby. But I feel there’s still potential for this beautiful amalgamation…hmm…can we add another face to its tail? Like a mimic head, but real.
Baby grew a sharp sharp tail! With lots and lots of tongues!
(If you’re wondering why the tongue looks weird its because it technically has upward of 7 tongues! The bones from the tail of the baby are based off the tail of a fish, and extra fleshy tongue meat is grown upon those bones, making multiple tongues! Very scientific.
And if you’re wondering “well what use does baby have for all these extra tongues?”
The main tongue can stretch out and latch onto its prey, while all the other tongues are able to wrap around it, encasing prey into a solid cage of flesh, which is then retracted back into the tail and chomped subsequently by the sharp teeth.)
reading this post is like watching the Alien movies & John Carpenter’s The Thing all in one sitting
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